Privacy Policy
Our privacy is completely managed by "digital nomads." You know, people we need to eventually provide with funded healthcare. People like you.
Your privacy is being protected by the very best that we're capable of affording. We store no information you have not provided to our subcontractors. We aim to always provide the privacy level provided by other major corporations, but we aim for better. If you ever fear that your privacy has been violated by one of the corporations we subcontract with, please contact us immediately with a first message or subject line that says BREACH. Your message will be read ASAP.
Wait, am I supposed to leave this stuff below here? Because I gotta say, Wix, I'm not a huge fan of this copywriting personally.
"Having said that, a privacy policy is a statement that discloses some or all of the ways a website collects, uses, discloses, processes, and manages the data of its visitors and customers. It usually also includes a statement regarding the website’s commitment to protecting its visitors’ or customers’ privacy, and an explanation about the different mechanisms the website is implementing in order to protect privacy.
Different jurisdictions have different legal obligations of what must be included in a Privacy Policy. You are responsible to make sure you are following the relevant legislation to your activities and location."
So, is this Privacy Policy a joke?
Well, not the part that Wix wrote, no. But the rest is very deadly serious. These are questions that have already been settled with trillions of dollars in court.